drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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