You're completely useless in the revolution.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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