Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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