Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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