Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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