hotel room ftw
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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