She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
