Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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