Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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