Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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