my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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