Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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