i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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