By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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