dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
she peed on how many people?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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