We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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