my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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