YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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