Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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