everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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