Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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