If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
