I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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