So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Randomize
