Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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