This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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