What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Two words: nipple clamps
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