If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Can I color on your dick again?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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