like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
