Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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