I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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