Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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