dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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