My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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