i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Everything about him screamed your future.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
