I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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