I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
honey bunches of taint.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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