No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
foreskin is a definite game changer
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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