I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
and she was petting her beer can
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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