yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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