and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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