Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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