I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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