I'd wear matching sweaters with you
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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