if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
it was like eating out sand paper
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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