I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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