too bad you live with your parents still
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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