you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Alive.
So much puke
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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