hell yes lets make some ravioli
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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