Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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Everclear isn't food dammit
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize