Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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