this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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