You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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