Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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