So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
