He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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