if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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